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dontknowdontcare: robcham: D: edlen’s hardcore emo...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:31:35 -0500

robcham:

D:

edlen’s hardcore emo face.

nyeaaaah! *backs away*

mliaverage: Today, we were allowed to listen to our iPods in math class. My friend asked me what I...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:27:41 -0500

Today, we were allowed to listen to our iPods in math class. My friend asked me what I was listening to. Embarrassed, I quietly informed him I was listening to the Glee soundtrack. He smiled happy and said, “Really? I’m listening to Glee too!” Hearing this, more than half the class turns around and shouts, “Me too!” I go to an all boys school. MLIA

mliaverage: Today, in my science class we were watching a Bill Nye video on genes, halfway through...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:27:40 -0500

mliaverage:

Today, in my science class we were watching a Bill Nye video on genes, halfway through the video Bill said, “It’s HUGE, and in your genes” I immediately burst into laughter but the only person laughing besides me was my teacher, who I respect a great deal now. MLIA

livejamie: Patrick Moberg has done it again with “Internet...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:27:39 -0500

livejamie:

Patrick Moberg has done it again with “Internet Vices.”

give them titties a squeeze!

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:27:38 -0500

tonka:

urbanredneck: I remember when every day was like this… I wish...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:27:36 -0500

urbanredneck:

I remember when every day was like this…

I wish my days were like this…

.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:27:34 -0500

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fmylife: Today, my daughter was playing outside. I was watching her from the window, and I saw her...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:27:33 -0500

fmylife:

Today, my daughter was playing outside. I was watching her from the window, and I saw her pick up a dead bird. I ran outside to grab her. As I picked her up and started scolding her, she tried to scratch my face. In the attempt, her hand went straight into my mouth. FML

fmylife: Today, I woke up in my roommate’s bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:27:32 -0500

fmylife:

Today, I woke up in my roommate’s bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He’s now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML.

fmylife: Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:27:31 -0500

fmylife:

Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes “aaah”. Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML

fmylife: Today, I woke up after drunkenly hooking up with a girl who was really in to Twilight. I...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:27:30 -0500

fmylife:

Today, I woke up after drunkenly hooking up with a girl who was really in to Twilight. I felt bruises on the lower end of my neck and so I went to the mirror and checked it out. She bit me, 5 times. FML

mliaverage: Today, my 10 year old son and I were walking through the park. He likes to play “war”...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:27:28 -0500

mliaverage:

Today, my 10 year old son and I were walking through the park. He likes to play “war” and was “shooting” at random people with an imaginary gun. He “shot” at one man, who proceeded to collapse, and play dead, to the horror of my son. He must have been at least 80. MLIA

mliaverage: A few days I ago, when I was coming home from Karate class, I saw a black SUV, with...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:27:27 -0500

mliaverage:

A few days I ago, when I was coming home from Karate class, I saw a black SUV, with tinted windows. The liscense plate read “IMBATMAN” and had the Batman symbol on the rear windsheild. We drove up to see who was driving. It was an old man dressed as Batman, cape, ears and all. It made my life. MLIA

mliaverage: A couple weeks ago, my two friends and I walked to Walmart. My one friend and I climbed...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:27:26 -0500

mliaverage:

A couple weeks ago, my two friends and I walked to Walmart. My one friend and I climbed into a cart and my other friend pushed us around. She then walked away. All of a sudden, the cart started to move. I turned around to see an old guy (had to be at least 75) pushing the cart while his wife was yelling “JERRY! JERYY THAT’S NOT OUR CART! THERE’S CHILDREN IN IT!” My other friend was at the end of the aisle laughing so hard she was crying. MLIA.

mliaverage: Today, I discovered my Grandmother was kicked out of the mall for throwing peanuts at...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:27:23 -0500

mliaverage:

Today, I discovered my Grandmother was kicked out of the mall for throwing peanuts at anyone she caught swearing. MLIA

mliaverage: Today, my mom was trying to convince my little sister that an apple a day keeps the...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:27:22 -0500

mliaverage:

Today, my mom was trying to convince my little sister that an apple a day keeps the doctor away because she wouldn’t eat it. She ended up taking a bite and having a small allergic reaction. Twenty minutes later, we were at the doctors. MLIA

mliaverage: Today, in German class, I overheard a girl asking what Hitler’s last name was. MLIA. ...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:27:21 -0500

mliaverage:

Today, in German class, I overheard a girl asking what Hitler’s last name was. MLIA.

mliaverage: Today I was in math class. Someone who didn’t understand the lesson yelled out “This is...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:27:19 -0500

mliaverage:

Today I was in math class. Someone who didn’t understand the lesson yelled out “This is really hard!”. My teacher turned around and said “That’s what she said.” in a very serious voice and continued to write on the board. I go to an all girls school and my teacher is a nun. MLIA

mliaverage: Today, my AP psych class was in the main hallway waiting for our teacher. Someone...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:27:18 -0500

mliaverage:

Today, my AP psych class was in the main hallway waiting for our teacher. Someone casually suggested we play Red Rover. Everytime someone outside of our class tried to cross the hallway, we made them wait until we called them over. Not only did my teacher allow this game to continue several minutes into class, he awarded the winning team extra points on our next test. MLIA

mliaverage: Today while I was in Psychology class, I was reading MLIA. I was so focused, I didn’t...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:27:17 -0500

mliaverage:

Today while I was in Psychology class, I was reading MLIA. I was so focused, I didn’t notice when the professor walked behind me to see what I was doing. When I did see her, I quickly minimized the webpage. She told me to bring it back up because she wasn’t finished reading. We then proceeded to hook my computer up to a projector and read MLIA for the rest of class. I love college. MLIA