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how bout a frog wearing a hat?

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:07:08 -0500

how bout a frog wearing a hat?

mliaverage: Today, I brought up my winter clothes from the basement. I pulled out a pair of purple...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:06:28 -0500

Today, I brought up my winter clothes from the basement. I pulled out a pair of purple jeans and put them on. In the left pocket, I found a note that said, “In a year, when you’re broke, you will thank me for this.Try your other pocket.” In the right pocket, I found a $5 dollar bill. This brings my total number of owned dollars to 5. Thank you, pants of wisdom. MLIA.

mliaverage: Today, I encountered a homeless man sitting in a chair on the sidewalk. He held a sign...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:06:27 -0500

mliaverage:

Today, I encountered a homeless man sitting in a chair on the sidewalk. He held a sign that read “Give me money or I’ll kick you in the face.” I was slightly alarmed until I realized that his chair was actually a wheelchair and both of his legs were amputated at the knee. He got all of my spare cash and a high five. MLIA

howunoriginal: micomeu: Spongebob: What do you usually do when i’m gone? Patrick: Wait for you to...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:06:26 -0500

howunoriginal:

micomeu:

Spongebob: What do you usually do when i’m gone?

Patrick: Wait for you to come back.

put-that-pizza-down: (via saethis)

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:06:25 -0500

put-that-pizza-down:

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Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:06:24 -0500

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booby4649: trooper.jpg (image)

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:06:23 -0500

booby4649:

trooper.jpg (image)

thelos: ohgrowup: counterforce: vishuddhachakra: EL ATENEO -...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:06:21 -0500

thelos:

ohgrowup:

counterforce:

vishuddhachakra:

EL ATENEO - theater turned library

theater of knowledge

ronenreblogs: mikehudack: tanya77: theoriginaljoefisher: Agne...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:06:20 -0500

ronenreblogs:

mikehudack:

tanya77:

theoriginaljoefisher:

Agnesian Healthcare Center for Sleep Disorders: Cans | Ads of the World

Great ad.

ithreatenedtostapleher: (via fuckyeahfluff)

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:06:18 -0500

ithreatenedtostapleher:

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Some damned fools spent half a BILLION dollars to make a damned fool movie full of blue aliens not in Kansas anymore.

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:06:17 -0500

Some damned fools spent half a BILLION dollars to make a damned fool movie full of blue aliens not in Kansas anymore.:

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siddman: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:06:16 -0500

siddman:

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ezekiel 25:17

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mliaverage: Today I discovered that my mother wanted my middle name to be Sky. My last name is...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:06:15 -0500

mliaverage:

Today I discovered that my mother wanted my middle name to be Sky. My last name is Walker. My first name is Luke. I have a new respect for my mom. MLIA

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Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:06:15 -0500

florencio:

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GMH

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:06:14 -0500

GMH:

givesmehope:

Last week, a very hateful group announced that would be protesting outside my college’s center for Jewish life. They planned to carry hateful signs and to jeer at Jewish students. When they arrived, they were met by 1,000 students and professors standing in the rain, and left quickly because they could not be heard over the songs of love. It GMH

mliaverage: Today, I tried #274 in the 333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart: ‘Lie on the floor....

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:06:13 -0500

mliaverage:

Today, I tried #274 in the 333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart: ‘Lie on the floor. Just lie there. It is guaranteed to freak people out. Either pretend to be asleep, or to have passed out.’ An employee came up to me, leaned into my face, and whispered, “MLIA?” Soul. Mate. MLIA.

mliaverage: Today, I was looking at the warning label on my new matress, it said; WARNING: Please...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:06:12 -0500

mliaverage:

Today, I was looking at the warning label on my new matress, it said; WARNING: Please do not attempt to swallow. I am wondering how many people have tried to swallow a twin sized matress and how it worked out for them. MLIA

mliaverage: Today, the power went out. Not being able to watch TV, my 5-year-old cousin asked if...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:06:11 -0500

mliaverage:

Today, the power went out. Not being able to watch TV, my 5-year-old cousin asked if I’d read him a story. The book he chose was a children’s book of bible stories. I was reading the story of creation and as I got to the line where God said “let there be light”, the power came back and the house illuminated. My cousin still thinks I’m magical. MLIA.

mliaverage: Yesterday, I was late to Chemistry. Our teacher has a sign-in sheet that lets you write...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:06:08 -0500

mliaverage:

Yesterday, I was late to Chemistry. Our teacher has a sign-in sheet that lets you write your name, if you have a note, the time you came in, and a reason for being late. I wrote that I was attacked by dinosaurs on my way back from lunch. Today, I checked my grades and attendance online. Not only did she accept it as a valid excuse, but she erased the tardy completely. MLIA.

"Taking no chances, Fox is backing up Mr. Cameron’s movie with what an executive recently called the..."

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:06:05 -0500

“Taking no chances, Fox is backing up Mr. Cameron’s movie with what an executive recently called the studio’s “secret weapon.” That would be “Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel,” set to open just a week after studio marketers get “Avatar” into theaters. It is the relatively safe sequel to a chipper family comedy that cost about $60 million and took in $217 million at the domestic box-office when it was released two years ago.”

- A Budget That Pops From the Screen

The Alvin and the Chipmunks sequel is Fox’s “secret weapon” to drive Avatar audience?

Really?

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Fox is not in Kansas anymore.

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they weren’t even on the fucking planet to begin with.