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I'm a writer.
And I will rock your world.
Also if you want to contact me here is my email: celtic_guardian88@hotmail.com
AIM: noahkai88
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Ezekiel 25:17
Today I discovered that my mother wanted my middle name to be Sky. My last name is Walker. My first name is Luke. I have a new respect for my mom. MLIA
Today, I tried #274 in the 333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart: ‘Lie on the floor. Just lie there. It is guaranteed to freak people out. Either pretend to be asleep, or to have passed out.’ An employee came up to me, leaned into my face, and whispered, “MLIA?” Soul. Mate. MLIA.
Today, I was looking at the warning label on my new matress, it said; WARNING: Please do not attempt to swallow. I am wondering how many people have tried to swallow a twin sized matress and how it worked out for them. MLIA
Today, the power went out. Not being able to watch TV, my 5-year-old cousin asked if I’d read him a story. The book he chose was a children’s book of bible stories. I was reading the story of creation and as I got to the line where God said “let there be light”, the power came back and the house illuminated. My cousin still thinks I’m magical. MLIA.
Yesterday, I was late to Chemistry. Our teacher has a sign-in sheet that lets you write your name, if you have a note, the time you came in, and a reason for being late. I wrote that I was attacked by dinosaurs on my way back from lunch. Today, I checked my grades and attendance online. Not only did she accept it as a valid excuse, but she erased the tardy completely. MLIA.
“ Taking no chances, Fox is backing up Mr. Cameron’s movie with what an executive recently called the studio’s “secret weapon.” That would be “Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel,” set to open just a week after studio marketers get “Avatar” into theaters. It is the relatively safe sequel to a chipper family comedy that cost about $60 million and took in $217 million at the domestic box-office when it was released two years ago.
A Budget That Pops From the Screen
The Alvin and the Chipmunks sequel is Fox’s “secret weapon” to drive Avatar audience?
Really?
(via evangotlib)
Fox is not in Kansas anymore.
(via inothernews)
they weren’t even on the fucking planet to begin with.
