how bout a frog wearing a hat?
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Today, I brought up my winter clothes from the basement. I pulled out a pair of purple jeans and put them on. In the left pocket, I found a note that said, “In a year, when you’re broke, you will thank me for this.Try your other pocket.” In the right pocket, I found a $5 dollar bill. This brings my total number of owned dollars to 5. Thank you, pants of wisdom. MLIA.
Today, I encountered a homeless man sitting in a chair on the sidewalk. He held a sign that read “Give me money or I’ll kick you in the face.” I was slightly alarmed until I realized that his chair was actually a wheelchair and both of his legs were amputated at the knee. He got all of my spare cash and a high five. MLIA
Spongebob: What do you usually do when i’m gone?
Patrick: Wait for you to come back.
EL ATENEO - theater turned library
theater of knowledge
GMH
Last week, a very hateful group announced that would be protesting outside my college’s center for Jewish life. They planned to carry hateful signs and to jeer at Jewish students. When they arrived, they were met by 1,000 students and professors standing in the rain, and left quickly because they could not be heard over the songs of love. It GMH
