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inky: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

inky:

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

A man who threw a message in a bottle into the sea when he was a child has been reunited with it 23 years later.

kayfabe:

(via sarahb)
taylorswaim: I’m Ready for this. found here

taylorswaim:

I’m Ready for this.

found here


notthatkindagay: My current desktop background. Took this on my Sunday bike ride.

notthatkindagay:

My current desktop background. Took this on my Sunday bike ride.

“We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit.”
— Aristotle [via Twitter / wlenzenjr] (via hilker)
“In a sense, the story, or poem or verse or whatever it is you’re writing, you can kind of think of it as a kind of projectile. Imagine it is a kind of projectile which has been specially shaped to be aerodynamic, and that your target is the soft grey putty of the reader’s brain.”
— Alan Moore (via danhacker)
Pick Up Line Generator

meltinyourmouth:

(via nickmcglynn)

I am SSSOOO going to the bar tonight!!

Fla. homeowners warned of gators swimming in streets

danhacker:

sarahchristine:

Um… scary.
Florida, get your shit together.

No wonder why people want old people to retire there…

“Some random night when my shoulders are heavy… we can meet again and sweep the moon from the sky.”
— Joyce (via shimmerandshine)
Smash Bros Theory: 6 Absurd Classes Taught at Actual Colleges
(via livesophia)