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TV commercial for the Oozinator Super Soaker, the most sexually-suggestive toy gun your money can buy. Now your kids can simulate the experience of getting hit in the face with semen.MONEY SHOT!
Who Tumblr's The Tumblrmen?
I'm a writer.
And I will rock your world.
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I decided...
that even though I may not be around Tumblr anymore I’ll keep my account up so when I do come back I will have my account up and ready to go. If you guys want to unfollow me then whatever, but I will be back sometime soon, hopefully in the summer time or something.
Anyways if I don’t come back then see ya guys around. =D
Now...
Don’t take this wrong guys, but I might be leaving Tumblr.
The reason for it is not because I want attention, it is really because I’ve gotten bored. I’ve use to be on here daily, now I’m sporadic and I’ve been pretty busy/bored. This is not about you guys, I’m glad to have been on here with you, I’m just seeing this as a time to move on.
If I do leave I’ll be deleting my account, so you guys will know if I’ll be gone, this is just a warning is all.
If I do leave then later people, thanks for all the good times. I may return one day if I find that same feelings I had for it before.
Goodnight Tumblr...
there was a lot of advice given out tonight, I’ll do my best to use it to its full effect.
Thanks. =)
gato locothis is how i feel when i’m serving stupid customers.
(i’m the pouncing cat btw ^^)
“ People Who Don’t Watch TV:
Symbolically not doing something for the sake of not doing it is almost never evidence of sophistication. It is evidence of not knowing what you’re fucking talking about. Are we really still having this conversation? Television is a part of the cultural landscape at this point—a lot of it is good. A lot of it is bad, some of which is also good. You know, LIKE ALL THINGS MADE BY HUMANS? Obviously it is also a good idea to go outside once in a while. But the presence of a television in your home does not make that decision for you. You make it. Feel free to still go outside at any time.
Symbolically not doing something for the sake of not doing it is almost never evidence of sophistication. It is evidence of not knowing what you’re fucking talking about. Are we really still having this conversation? Television is a part of the cultural landscape at this point—a lot of it is good. A lot of it is bad, some of which is also good. You know, LIKE ALL THINGS MADE BY HUMANS? Obviously it is also a good idea to go outside once in a while. But the presence of a television in your home does not make that decision for you. You make it. Feel free to still go outside at any time.
Lindy West via scandalinbohemia (via gnomechomsky) (via yulquen)
thank youuuuuuuu
(via piktured)
“ I prefer the term ‘lonely media.’ ‘Social’ makes it sound like you’re, you know, talking to someone. When, in fact, you’re totally alone.
Scott Simpson (via merlin) (via suddenly)
